“There is a triumphant shamelessness to the title of the book that resounds through its pages. If Mykle Hansen needed to eat puppies for breakfast to be himself, he would rap the table and scream “waiter, more puppy sauce!” These three novellas in the same place combine like robot lions into a samurai of glorious filth.”
— GARRETT COOK, author of the Murderland series.
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Three bizarro novellas about love, hubris and body parts.
$11.95. 217 pages. Available wherever rude books are sold.
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