I Was An Asshole

At THOUGHT CATALOG, a memoir of self-publishing and neurotic behavior.

EYEHEART EVERYTHING on the Kindle!

That’s not a statement of personal preference, but a cold fact!

EYEHEART EVERYTHING reprinted!

Back in print & smelling like fresh bread.

The Authors Speak!

Mykle Hansen and David Agranoff in an interview-to-the-death!

Escape From Thanksgiving!

Because it’s at that blackest moment of holiday madness that you’re most likely to need the healing power of comedy.

NEW! The Cannibal's Guide to Ethical Living

It’s about a vegan cannibal who only eats millionaires.

EYEHEART EVERYTHING: Is dead, long live.

Out of print, for a limited time only. Order tomorrow! Act later!

Burning Alert!

Attention literature fans! The FAMH offices will be closed 8/25/2010 through 9/8/2010 while we blow shit up in the desert.

Mental Dentistry With Laughing Gas

Mykle Hansen interviewed at TNBBC!

Coloring Contest! Win Free Books!

Patrick Wensink shows you how!