Speed Vest @ Maker Faire!

May 14th, 2009

Brady and I are coming to the Bay Area on the 29th - 31st of May for Maker Faire 2009 in San Mateo!  Somehow we have convinced the lords of the Maker-verse that we are smart and our invention is nifty!  I’m excited to show it off, and doubly so to take it out for some night rides in San Francisco.  But mostly I’m just happy to get to see the Faire and visit my Bay Area pals.

If you’re at the Faire, come find us.  We’ll be at the table with the blinking lights!


Invitation to “In C”, In June, In St. Johns

May 14th, 2009

At Noon on June 27th, as part of the St. Johns NO.Fest, I will again be curating a performance of “IN C”, Terry Riley’s awesome avant-garde score for any number of musicians.  I first got to play in this piece last February at LIGHTBAR as part of an ensemble of 12 musicians, struggling in the biting cold.  It was fascinating, exciting, difficult, well-received, and left us all longing to do it again, better.

This time around, we’ll be performing in downtown St. Johns, in summer, at midday.  The performance will kick off a day of avant-garde music and arts in St. Johns, and will be simulcast on KBOO FM.  If you’re a musician who can read sheet music and play well with others, I invite you to join our single-serving orchestra!

But what is “IN C”, exactly?  The piece is described by Keith Kawai at tinymixtapes.com thusly:

“In 1964 Riley composed 53 short phrases of music in the key of C — not so much a score as a musical outline. An ensemble of musicians were instructed to go through each of the 53 phrases consecutively, placing their own rhythmic accents. They were also advised to hold and repeat each note/phrase for as long as they wanted, ultimately creating a living, thriving work of improvisation.”

Participants will need to be able to read music, and must commit to practicing the score beforehand.  There will be three practice dates in June — snacks provided — and everyone playing the piece must attend at least one practice.  Don’t worry, it’s fun.  If interested, please contact , or call me at .

Due to its non-hierarchic organization and intentional randomness, In C is never played the same way twice.  Please join us for this once-in-a-lifetime concert.  For a taste of the many shapes this piece can take, search YouTube for “Terry Riley In C.”

I particularly like this one.

UPDATE: here is the score in PDF format for your perousal.  Enjoy!


Why I oppose the Columbia River Crossing

April 22nd, 2009

I’ve been reluctant to talk about the Columbia River Crossing project — the plan to replace a local hunk of Interstate 5 with a much larger, wider hunk — because I hate to preach to the choir.  I’ve naively assumed that all my Portland friends and neighbors are already lined up in opposition to any sprawl-enhancing freeway upgrade.  After all, this is the city that blocked the Mount Hood Freeway and rerouted I-5 off of the waterfront.   We hate this sort of thing, right?

But Portland has changed a lot in the last decade. We have more people, more cars, bigger suburbs and, I worry, less of a sense of local history, of how Portland became the great place it is.  So perhaps I shouldn’t be as surprised as I am that the CRC isn’t on everybody’s radar yet.  But I know I need to say something when perfectly intelligent friends of mine say to me, “Gee, Mykle, you sure are worked up about this CRC thing … tell me again what’s wrong with expanding the bridge?”

WHAT’S WRONG WITH EXPANDING THE BRIDGE:

Anyone who’s ever sat in traffic has wished for more lanes.  If you regularly commute on I-5 north of Portland you can understand the appeal of an additional six lanes of space over the Columbia River between Portland and Vancouver.  It seems obvious that adding more lanes will reduce traffic congestion.  But that’s not what fifty years of freeway history tells us will happen.

Sure, when a freeway is enlarged there’s usually a short-term improvement in traffic flow.  It lasts long enough for the boosters to heckle the naysayers and for the developers to congratulate themselves and move on to the next project.  But soon thereafter, the phenomenon of Induced Demand takes hold.  This just means that a person who today says “no” to a job involving a commute through that corridor, because the traffic sucks, will tomorrow say “yes” when it sucks less.  Likewise, shippers will be able to ship goods farther distances in the same time, so market forces will drive more trucks onto the road.  As long as our willingness to drive is a constant, our driving demand will expand to consume additional freeway supply until the equilibrium congestion level of “almost-but-not-quite-unbearable” has again been reached.  In about four years, traffic will return to the same level of slowness and frustration as before the expansion — but with more cars, driving longer distances.  Which means, lest we forget: more fossil fuels burned, more greenhouse gases emitted, more global warming, more air and water and noise pollution, more freeway traffic deaths … come on, do I even need to explain this part?

That’s why some traffic engineers equate freeway-widening efforts with trying to cure obesity by loosening your belt.  More freeway capacity — more lane-miles of freeway — equals more cars and more time spent in them, period.  It does not equal faster travel.

That’s what we can predict for a theoretical bridge on a theoretical freeway, based on an exhaustive UC Berkeley study of California freeway expansions and their aftermaths.  But the CRC project has other, more concrete downsides.  For instance, here is a list of Oregon’s biggest freeway bottlenecks in the year 2008, with the I-5 bridge crossing topping the list.  However, look further down the same list and you can see several other I-5 choke-points just south of that one, at Victory, Broadway, Columbia, Alberta and Killingsworth.  These are due not to bridge traffic but to busy local interchanges with I-84, the Fremont Bridge, Hayden Island, Swan Island … all sorts of causes.  These choke points aren’t going to go away with a new bridge; in fact, they will get worse in the short-term scenario of reduced bridge congestion, because southbound traffic will idle here instead of over the Columbia.  That’s why the CRC would significantly increase air pollution in the city of Portland.

In other words, if traffic is no longer backed up over the river, it’s going to be backed up next to our communities.  The increased level of infant and childhood respiratory diseases from proximity to the freeway is already well-documented and terrible.  But what if traffic is idling next to our schools for three hours every day?

THE GREEN FREEWAY

CRC boosters know this bridge is a hard sell in Oregon — although many Vancouver suburbanites are already salivating for it — so they’re trying to sweeten the deal with so-called “green” features, such as light rail to downtown Vancouver.  This is a waste of money, because almost nobody lives in downtown Vancouver.  Most Vancouverites would have to drive downtown just to use the light rail, and at that point they’re already on the freeway and about to cross the bridge.  Are they really going to pull over?

Vancouver lacks density.  Making transit work for such a city is hard, and since all those exurbanites bought their homes thoroughly expecting to drive everywhere for everything, I don’t see the point of building them an expensive light-rail line that they’ve told us repeatedly they don’t want and can’t afford to run.

The CRC plan promises to blanket downtown Vancouver with ramps and exits, which is maybe not the “rejuvenation” downtown property owners had in mind when they originally supported the idea.  At any rate, the CRC is not going to magically give Vancouver a vibrant urban core — at best it will turn the historic downtown district into one big park-n-ride lot, while enabling real-estate developers to sell even more condos even farther away from jobs, schools and community — temporarily supporting the lie that these condos are “just minutes from Downtown Portland.” By the time the true cost of living in those Clark County exurbs becomes clear, the developers will be long gone, and the poor suckers who moved there will be stomping their feet for yet more, yet wider freeways.

Light rail will be a good idea for Vancouver when Vancouver makes a collective decision to want it, pay for it, plan around it and use it.  Until then, light rail on the CRC is just lipstick on a pig.

Other green features of the CRC project include … umm … let’s see, there was something about salmon habitat, if any salmon are still around after a giant construction project reconfigures the riverbed.  The greenest thing we could do for those fish is leave them alone.  A wider bicycle path was another cute piece of suggested greenery, but we can place that idea in the pile of improvements to the existing bridge that we could make at a fraction of the cost.  Same with the seismic retrofit, although there are many Oregon bridges more in need of that kind of maintenance.

KNOW YOUR OPPONENT

Okay, so the CRC is a terrible idea.  Why don’t we just ix-nay it and get on with the good life?  Unfortunately, there are a lot of powerful people trying to sell our region this bridge, and they’re making progress.  Who are these CRC supporters, and why do they support it?

• Well, obviously property developers like it, especially those sitting on undeveloped land in northern Clark County and/or unsold exurban condo ghost towns on the northern edge of Vancouver civilization.  They need to sell the lie that these plots are somehow near a city, and that living there won’t be isolating and dull.  What they don’t need is a real, lasting solution to congestion — with a quick fix, they can make their money and split.

• Some downtown Vancouver landlords, too, are hoping that the bouquet of overpasses and off-ramps planned for hooking up this monster to their street system will somehow reinvigorate their deserted downtown.  Alas, we know from experience that overpasses do not attract families or businesses.

• Likewise, the big-box mall operators of Jantzen Beach dream of more cars on the bridge, because they equate it with more customers in their malls, regardless of what else might be collapsing in the global economy.

• Recall that Wal-Mart wants to build a store on Hayden Island.  This bridge will let them do that, so we can count on their support.  The viability of edge-of-nowhere chain superstores is directly related to the level of traffic on I-5.

• Finally, for some reason our elected officials are falling all over themselves to support this.  Sam Adams is the obvious big disappointment, but there are others.  Politicians and planners like these sorts of big projects; it makes their city bigger, thereby making them more important and giving them more accomplishments to point to at election time.  And, if I was to be more charitable, I’d say that our city council is charged with the job of helping the local economy to flourish, and this project will almost certainly involve big piles of circulating money … which will, I’m sure, promote “growth.”

SMART GROWTH?

Let me go out on a limb here and say something that almost every CRC supporter will call ludicrous: “growth” is dumb.  “Smart growth” is a contradiction in terms.  Right now our city, our country and our planet are all reeling from a long list of serious, apocalyptic problems that can be directly traced to 100 years of unfettered growth.  Growth in population, in land use, in fossil fuel consumption, in pollution, in exploitation and economic manipulation, in power, et cetera, all fueled by our discovery of a giant pile of free energy in the ground, almost all of which is both filthy to use and beginning to run out.

We can’t go on like this.  It’s obvious.  There’s too many of us and we consume too much.  The earth’s population is going to shrink a lot in the next 100 years; all we get to decide is how.  Can anybody doubt there will be less driving in the future?

That’s why, when I hear all our local officials and planners and our (god help us) newspaper of record, the Oregonian, still parroting the idea that some vast number of new people (a million?  ten?) are guaranteed to arrive in our region soon (by 2010?  2020?), and that all we can do to mitigate such a disaster is get some freeways and condominiums built before they show up, my blood boils.  Fortunately, most of the projections that drove this mad population estimate are suspect, predicated on the idea that growth patterns from the mad mid-2000s would continue upwards forever.  Unfortunately, despite overwhelming evidence that the world is changing gears with or without us, the planners behind the CRC cling to their projections and insist that the current environmental and economic crises are all just a passing phase. To which I guess I would reply: this phase will pass when we figure out a viable new direction for the future of our region.  Otherwise I expect it to stay.

SO WHAT INSTEAD?

Well, there’s a lot of alternatives to this CRC plan, lots of options if we could get our elected officials and their bureaucrats to seriously consider them.  The CRC studies, drawn out and expensive as they have been, have from the outset assumed that some kind of bridge had to be build where the existing I-5 bridge is, and that it had to be bigger.  Tying the committees’ hands like that amounts to a huge waste of time and talent.  Fortunately, various alternatives have been proposed by various third parties, many of which suggest adding bridges elsewhere, possibly including tolling, or light rail, or free kittens for the elderly.  Here’s my proposal:

DO NOTHING

Let us declare that the current supply of freeway space in Oregon is the very largest amount we will abide.  Let us place a cap on any expansions, and insist that any future increase in lane-miles anywhere in the state must be offset by an equal reduction elsewhere.  Meanwhile, let’s continue to use our existing, beloved, recently renovated I-5 bridge and look at other approaches to reducing congestion, such as bridge tolls, improved transit, creating jobs on the Vancouver side, reducing housing cost on the Portland side, or simply reaping the benefit of the nationwide reduction in driving that we’re already seeing.

I wouldn’t suggest that we halt maintenance on our bridges, but we certainly should prioritize the biggest problems first.  The current I-5 bridge (actually two bridges side by side) may need some kind of seismic retrofit in the future.  But first, other freeway spans with more serious maintenance issues should get the attention and funding they need.

As should our sidewalks.  As should our potholes.  As should our other transit systems, and our schools, and our state health services, and all the many other public goods now being cut back due to huge budget problems statewide, while at the same time we seriously contemplate spending at least three billion dollars on this bridge to sprawl.  Whatever we do, let’s not do that.


Tallbike!

March 19th, 2009

UPDATE!  Who huffs paint?  We huff paint!

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Painting a bike takes almost as long as building one. And if you think working with spraypaint is toxic, try working with enamel clearcoat.  It is to gack!  Never again without my respirator.  (How many times have I said that before?)

But it sure looks perty.

I also completed the front wheel lace-up, and replaced that ugly granny-step with a small and sophisticated accessibility device:

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(Original post starts here.)
Spring is in the air, and a young man’s thoughts turn to bicycles.  It began with LIGHTBAR cleanup, and my wife’s reasonable question: what are you planning with that big pile of dead bikes in the garage?

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So, after talking big all year about building a tallbike I went and built one, under the tutelage of master tallbike builder Topher Moore.  Three days of schemeing, cutting, scraping and MIG welding at his shop yeilded this lovely frame, born from two Japanese Univega road frames and a lot of miscellaneous bits of tubing.  (I’ve been calling it “the Multivega”.)

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Tallbikes are heavy, so it’s nice to have some gears.  I built up this rear wheel around a Shimano 3CC 3-speed hub with coaster brake, courtesy of the Citybikes parts buckets and the truing stand of Megulon-5.

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Because I’m a big cheapskate, I took apart a used aluminum rear wheel and re-used the spokes.  And because those spokes were too long, I twisted them.  I’ve seen BMXers and certain tarck bikers do this for looks, but this is the first time I’ve seen it on a 3-speed.  Twisting re-used spokes may prove to be a bad idea — you didn’t get it from me.

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Yesterday brought a break in the winter rain, so I rode the Multivega around Portland, from bike shop to coffee shop to friends’ house in search of parts and advice and just to show off.  I’m impressed by how many people in Portland have never seen a tallbike!  I guess I’ve seen so many that I assume they’re no big deal.  Everyone wants to know how I get on and off of it (observe the chrome-plated granny-step, lashed on with string) and if I built it myself (yes! thanks for asking!) and what I can see from up there (everything! It’s really a great ride.)

But there’s a bit of strategy involved in tallbiking.  Basically, one doesn’t want to have to jump off, so one looks ahead at every corner for something to lean against or stand on, or else for a break in traffic.  Therefore, one approaches every intersection cautiously … just like they taught you in school!  That’s why tallbikes are the safest bikes, ideal for beginners.

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Because of all that, and because of the significant added wind resistance, it’s hard to ride a tallbike too fast.  And that’s probably good.  I’d hate to take a nosedive from six feet in the air.

What’s next for this monstrosity?  I hope to replace the granny device with a proper step, grind down a few lumpy welds, and apply a coat of paint.  I’m thinking “ambulance”: white with an orange stripe across the middle. I’ll post a picture when it’s done.  I should also build a silly-spoked front wheel to match my rear wheel.  Right now it’s like I’m riding around in mismatched socks!


Bamboo Dome Tips

March 13th, 2009

I’ve found many online references to Bucky Fuller’s bamboo dome design, but no reports of anybody actually building it.  Here’s my impressions, and a few things I learned.  (But keep in mind that my dome fell over.  Caveat Surfator.)

DESIGN: If you need a geodesic dome, this is a very good design in many ways.  It really is very easy to build and figure out, requires a minimum of math, wastes a minimum of materials, and you could make it with any fairly flexible poles, such as PVC or even conduit.   Because it’s a 5/8 dome, the wall areas are basically vertical, a nice feature.  Another nice feature is the ring of wide-open hegagons all around the perimeter — it’s easy to put an entrance on this dome, and that’s not always the case with geodesic domes.  It’s curvalicious, not pointy.  Most of all, it’s very satisfying to know that one person can build such a huge structure without any scaffold or special tools.  The ingredients were cheap — except for the tarps, strangely enough — so this dome would make decent post-apocalyptic refugee housing or meth-lab shelter.

However, the standard list of problems with domes certainly applies.  All your heat rises to the spot where nothing is.  Leaks abound.  Space is hard to subdivide or use.  Doors and windows are complicated.  And so on.  Before you decide round is the new square, please do yourself a favor and read “Domebuilder’s Blues”. They are fun to build, and have their uses — I think they’re great for public meeting places — but they are not good homes.

POLES: I learned the hard way: uniformity is key.  Use only one variety of bamboo, and try to get the poles all the same thickness.  Otherwise, stresses and bends will concentrate in the weakest areas.  A dome is only as strong as its weakest link; the shape loses a lot of strength with even one broken strut.

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POLE OVERLAP: Bucky glossed over this part — he gives all this math for the lengths of points BB, RR and RB, but for the amount of overlap between poles he says “about twelve inches” no matter the dome size.  Clearly this is not right for some domes — a 12″ diameter one, to use a silly example.  So how much overlap should there be, ideally? I mean, if you want to get all anal?

One way to do it is to keep the overlap to the minimum that will remain straight.  Finding that minimum is tricky — I think it has something to do with the diameter of your poles, and the amount of stress you expect.  But there isn’t much anti-straight force on the poles once the dome is built, so it’s less than you think.  Experimenting with two poles and some tape will give you a better answer than math, I think.

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My bamboo was really long, and I wanted to re-use it later.  So I decided to leave it uncut, figuring the excess length, lashed into the frame, would only make it stronger.  It did and it didn’t — it reduced the overall uniformity in a bad way, although it did give me some redundancy at the intersections that I liked.  There is definitely some way to leave the overlap so long that you end up with double bamboo on every part of the dome.  But you have to make sure you do that everywhere — see the note on uniformity, above.  Using stronger bamboo would be easier than all that.  But if the bamboo you have isn’t strong enough and you want to double it up, don’t do it with extra overlap.  Instead, make twice as many crosses and add them in nested pairs.

JOINTS: Duct tape worked wonderfully for the end-to-end parallel joints.  I suspect it wouldn’t age well, but for a temporary structure it’s the cat’s pyjamas.  It prevents any and all lateral movement, and it goes together fast.  Breaking it down isn’t too hard — you just slit between the poles with a matte knife or bamboo saw, and peel of the debris.  It’s not reuseable, alas, but it’s quick and snug.  For the intersecting joints of the crosses, duct tape is somewhat awkward, but works if you twist it.  A narrower strip of tape would be better.  Once the dome was built I realized that these intersection joints get hardly any lateral stress.  I overtaped them quite a bit, I think.

SKIN: Bucky completely skips this part, doesn’t he?  Skinning a dome is hard, any dome-owner will tell you.  We covered ours with a giant 40′ by 40′ tarp on top and four 12′ by 20′ tarps on the sides.  It leaked.  The top tarp was unwieldy to install, and sagged a lot.  In the Oregon winter, sagging tarps collect water, which weighs a lot.  That’s more or less what killed the dome.

If I do this again I will use smaller tarps and more of them, attaching them to the frame as it goes up, in some kind of clever geometric overlap pattern that I certainly haven’t figured out yet.  Also, I found that it was helpful to add a few more vertically-aligned poles across the largest hexagons of the top and sides, to prevent tarp sag in those areas.  If I do this again, I will add even more of those.  I also recommend a five-pointed star in the top pentagon, or some other peak to give drainage there.

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GLAMOUR: Be sure to take lots of pictures of your dome.  Put them on the internet!  People love pictures of domes.


WINTER IS OVER IF YOU WANT IT

March 6th, 2009

 

Even now, two weeks later, friends of mine are expressing to me their sympathy for LIGHTBAR, the way they might for a dead relative or pet.  People have asked me how I’m feeling, if I’m okay … call me dense but at first I thought they were offering to lift heavy objects for me.  I didn’t figure out until lately that people are worried about me personally.  But really, I’m fine.

The collapse of LIGHTBAR was somehow incredibly shocking and sad.  The most frequent text response I received was an N with twelve Os after it.  But sad as it was, it wasn’t so bad.  Nothing was damaged, nobody was hurt, no major financial loss was felt.  I happened to catch a bad cold right at the same time, but I feel fine now.  We missed out on three days of LIGHTBAR, but we had seven others under our collective belt.

LIGHTBAR 2009 totally exceeded all my expectations.  Everybody left smiling!  Night after night we had hundreds of visitors, but no fights, no vandalism, no pools of vomit.  Only good things.  All my far-fetched party ideas went off like well-timed fireworks.  Aside from all my friends I met dozens of great people in fabulous outfits, including many of my neighbors.

My neighbors!  OMG, they are awesome.  I received no complaints & no police visits, but I heard multiple rumors of them bragging about their proximity to LIGHTBAR in neighborhood bars.  I love my neighbors!

Whenever the dome filled up with people, the roof seemed to expand to Sistine Chapel size.  The space loved having the people in it.  The ennobling effect of architecture on full display.  I adored building it, using it, dancing in it, repairing it, explaining it.  Even tearing it down was not too bad.  Easy to make, easy to destroy.  Thank you uncle Bucky!

Volunteers poured out of the woodwork to help make this crazy dream come true:  Dome Team Alpha — that’s Phil, Danny and Meghan — put the roof on.  Clint lent me 100 lights, plus Brian to install them.  Gordon made the DMX go round.  Chet lent a kick-ass sound system.  Howie gave us central heating, and Phil, Shawn, Ben & others brought wood to burn.  Andy lent me a whole truckload of gear.  Va made red night red.  Matthew bartended in red and blue 3D, with Kim backing him up.  My brother Dave ran missions to the ice planet, and dressed funny just for me. DJ Dishmaster and Dr. Nono kept the people dancing.  Illion Maybe and Jack Eggers spread mystery and good cheer.  CHERVONA brought the noise!  Heather Libbey remote-controlled an evening of exotic literature using only her mind!  Kevin Wilson cleaned up like a mo-fo!  Craig patched the game gear together, donated also by Seth and Missy, and Brad Upchurch not only struggled against fate to realize the ill-fated planetarium, he also brought awesome screens and cables and projection for game night and movie night, and showed up to help whenever needed.  Ken brought the tableclothes, Katie brought the Sun, and all sorts of people brought their biggest, craziest lights.  My next-door neighbors, who bore the brunt of the party, were particularly and amazingly supportive and helpful.  And when it came time to pick apart the wreckage, I had Sysfail, Brad, Danny, Buffalo Dave, Brian and Brian on hand to help.

So three cheers for my awesome neighbors and excellent friends!  Thank you for making my LIGHTBAR so utterly grand!  You still look fabulous!  See you next year!


The MSL Clean Room

February 26th, 2009

Dude!  Does this spaceship make me look fat?

(Pardon the mess in our clean room; the cleaner is coming tomorrow, I promise.)

As the attendees of Red Night at LIGHTBAR are aware, MSL is deeply committed to earth-mars friendship.  That’s why we’re sending jacked-up hotrods to the red planet!  JPL offers a sneak peek, here.

If this mission succeeds, we’re on-schedule to host LIGHTBAR 2020 on MARS!


Evacuation …

February 25th, 2009

Yesterday was the saddest day in LIGHTBAR history.

Today — Wednesday February 25, 2009 — we’re digging out, cleaning up, sorting and sifting.  It’s really not too huge of a job, but the more the merrier — especially when it comes to folding 40-foot tarps.  Please drop by if you can.  Pizza will be ordered.

The remaining LIGHTBAR events are well and truly cancelled, BUT we’d love to find someplace to have one last little bash on Saturday.  My band never got to play, and I know everybody has these awesome gold outfits they want to wear …


Crushed!

February 24th, 2009

LIGHTBAR goes dark early this year …

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WTF? Well, I knew there were problems.  I’ve already had to fix several broken struts, and there were one or two near the top of the dome that I couldn’t reach to fix properly.  Yesterday we had the heaviest rain and wind in a month.  Did my baggy roof tarp begin to take on water, and grow heavy?  Were the winds worse than I realized? I wonder if anybody else’s dome fell down last night.

One thing about geodesic domes: they’re structurally cryptic.  You add stress over here, something bends way over there.   Maybe I had too much weight hanging on the frame, but it sure seemed strong yesterday afternoon.

It’s just a nest of bamboo and duct tape, no great loss there.  The real crisis is the huge pile of my friends’ stuff underneath!  As far as I can survey in the dark, everything is still covered in plastic tarps and ought to be dry.  I guess I’ll be slowly climbing in there and finding out …


Red Night at LIGHTBAR!

February 23rd, 2009

… was great!  For instance:

Huge thanks to my pals in CHERVONA, the greatest Russian band in all of Portland! They leave for their Maslenitsa tour of California IHOP franchises on Friday. Go see them!  Their last Portland show before the tour will be this Thursday at the Alberta Street Public House.

Huge thanks also to everybody who came, danced, partied, celebrated, tipped, and then vanished into thin air right at midnight like ninja elves!  Such professionals!  Remember:

He who rocks and sneaks away
lives to rock another day!