LIGHTBAR PINK NIGHT: Frequently Asked Questions

February 25th, 2011

Q: Is it really tomorrow night?
A: Totally! Saturday Feb 26th!

Q: What is it called?
A: Variously: LIGHTBAR, PINK NIGHT, BIZARRO NIGHT, HIGH CULTURE NIGHT, NIGHT OF EVENTFUL EVENTS!

Q: What is The Bizarro Hour?
A: Bizarro-flavored readings and outfreakings by Eraserhead Press authors Jeff Burk, Cameron Pierece, Carlton Mellick II and Mykle Hansen! 8pmish!

Q: What is Iron Performance Artist?
A: Come bring your most deep and/or pretentious 5 minutes of stimulating weirdness before our panel of celebrity judges! Strange behavior is always encouraged at LIGHTBAR, but tonight be prepared to “theorize” about its “meaning”! Prizes, glory TBA! 9:30ish!

Q: What is “J-Pop”?
A: So many different crazy things! DJ Carlton Mellick spins the hits of Japan!

Q: What is “Dancing?”
A: At this time, the answer to that question is classified. DJ Fluffy Z will give a dissertation on the topic in the form of sound. Midnightish!

Q: What is “Donut On A Stick”?
A: That is for us to know and for you to find out!

Q: Should I BYOB?
A: Yes, you should BYOB. I will BMOB. We will D some B!

Q: Will it be “hot”?
A: Yes! We will “light shit on fire”! Bring firewood if you have some!

Q: What is the location, the time, the dress code, the etc?
A:
Saturday February 26th,
7pm until the wee hours
9317 SE Stanley Ave, Milwaukie
(Just off Johnson Creek Blvd.)
PINK! SNOOTY! WARM!
Bring Your Own Beverage & five minutes of Performance Art!

Q: Where is the parking?
A: Around the other side of the factory. Look for the sign. Please don’t park on the vegetables.

4 Responses to “LIGHTBAR PINK NIGHT: Frequently Asked Questions”

  1. Esther Says:

    Considering your friend demographics, shouldn’t your directions say “(Just off Springwater Corridor)”? 🙂

  2. Erinne Says:

    If a brown hoodie with turquoise hearts was left at the location, it’s mine. It would have been where bikes were being parked.

    Thanks for hosting a kick-ass party!

  3. mykle Says:

    That coat was hanging up by the garage, on somebody’s bike. last time i went back they were both gone. did you pick it up?

  4. mykle Says:

    Erinne! Your coat is still over there, hanging up by the garage. People are beginning to worry about you. Go get your coat ferhecksake, before you catch a miasma! I’m not headed back that way any time soon.

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