UPDATED: Goddamit, they changed the time on us! I swear it was 7:30 before, but now they’re saying 7pm sharp. They even crept into my mailbox and edited the mail i got last week, so it says 7pm as well! Get out of my brain, Cory McAbee!
This just in: Cory McAbee’s latest cinematic onslaught, STINGRAY SAM, will premiere online September 15th at 7:30pm 7:00pm PST! All of us here at FAMH (all one of us) have been all a-tingle with anticipation from the first moment we saw this trailer:
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“Dear Reverend Hanson: Praise Jesus! I have walked the straight and narrow path for 93 years now, doing the Lord’s work gladly and earnestly. Today, I’ve learned that He is calling me home! The cancer has spread all through my bones, but I feel no pain, only His Love. I’m cleared for take-off on that heavenly runway, my soul tucked safely beneath the seat in front of me!
Continue reading Is There Sodomy In Heaven?
… is the title of a short book-tour diary I just published in the premiere issue of The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction. It tells the story of my first book tour to support HELP! I also recommend “The Sex Beast of Scurvy Island” by Andersen Prunty if you’re looking to be disturbed.

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“Biking in Portland is a social thing – you run into people you know all over town, maybe take a detour with them so you can talk a bit. There’s a plethora of bike clubs and regular monthly fun-rides. Biking gets you out of glass boxes and puts you into the world – we all know that – and in Portland the world is smooth, flat and smells like fresh rain. It is also full of front-yard gardens and old wooden houses, street art, bridges, waterways, and nice people who’ll talk to you.”
Bicycle Dream Date is the title of a mushy ode to “la vida bicycle” in Portland, Oregon. It appeared in Momentum Magazine, the truly awesome bike-culture mag from Vancouver, BC. (See all of Mykle’s Momentum articles here.)

… but don’t take my word for it. Instead, download the free web-anthology Bradley Sands Is A Dick, edited by Andersen Prunty and featuring work by a host of bizarros and their special friends, including Carlton Mellick III, Jordan Krall, D. Harlan Wilson, Garrett Cook, and Famous Author Mykle Hansen.
Continue reading Bradley Sands is a Dick!